Random Shit and Evil Plans
Stannis Baratheon: One funniest Character in GoT

Renly: “You’ll be pleased to know she came to me a maid.”

Stannis: “In your bed she’s like to die that way.”

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Bowen Marsh: “Who better to command the black cloaks than a man who once commanded the gold, sire?”

Stannis: “Any of you, I would think. Even the cook.”

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Maester: “The rules of my order forbid me to divulge the contents of Lord Arnolf’s letters.”

Stannis: “Your vows are stronger than your bladder, it would seem.”

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"I shall bring justice to Westeros. A thing Ser Axell understands as little as he does war."

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"Her own father got this child on her? We are well rid of her, then. I will not suffer such abominations here. This is not King’s Landing.”

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"Without a son of Winterfell to stand beside me, I can only hope to win the north by battle. That requires stealing a leaf from my brother’s book. Not that Robert ever read one."

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"Robert could piss in a cup and men would call it wine, but I offer them cold clear water and they squint in suspicion and mutter to each other about how queer it tastes."

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“You have a bold tongue, my lady.  Not unlike your turncloak brother.”

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Davos: “Lord Celtigar called it admirable.”

Stannis: “Had I shown him the contents of my privy, he would have called that admirable as well.”

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Davos: “Give me knights as heralds…”

Stannis: “I could give you those men, yes, I have at least a hundred knights who prefer reading to fighting.”

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Queen’s men: “The old gods of the north have sent this storm upon us. Only R’hllor can end it. We must give him an unbeliever.”

Stannis: “Half my army is made up of unbelievers. I will have no burnings. Pray harder.”

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“Take them away,” the king commanded.  ”The sight of them sours my stomach.”

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“I defeated your uncle Victarion and his Iron Fleet off Fair Isle, the first time your father crowned himself.  I held Storm’s End against the power of the Reach for a year, and took Dragonstone from the Targaryens.  I smashed Mance Rayder at the Wall, though he had twenty times my numbers.  Tell me, turncloak, what battles has the Bastard of Bolton ever won that I should fear him?”

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”Lord Too-Fat-to-Sit-a-Horse.”

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"Ser Stupid"

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“It was not a compliment.”

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For the night is dark and full of Shade

the-guillotine-queen:

“His eyes were sunk in deep pits, his close-cropped beard no more than a shadow across his hollow cheeks and bony jawbone. Yet there was power in his stare, an iron ferocity that told Asha this man would never, ever turn back from his course.” - ADWD, Chapter 42 “The King’s Prize”

the-guillotine-queen:

His eyes were sunk in deep pits, his close-cropped beard no more than a shadow across his hollow cheeks and bony jawbone. Yet there was power in his stare, an iron ferocity that told Asha this man would never, ever turn back from his course.” - ADWD, Chapter 42 “The King’s Prize”

kay2207:

next on game of thrones Stannis Baratheon burns babies alive because they were screaming too loud because apparently in the tv show he’s a dick

I wish they had patchface on the show

nabokovsshadows:

Westeros’s creepiest prophet-possible drowned god would have been awesome on screen. I love that Mel’s afraid of him. That is not a good sign.

wtfaiw:

every time

wtfaiw:

every time

yumenis-world:

Gokukoku no Brynhildr - Opening scenes.

musingsofaquietmind:

A strong lady inside a heartbroken girl.

musingsofaquietmind:

A strong lady inside a heartbroken girl.

ursulatheseabitchh:

acting cool but checking out the booty like

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